Sum PJ's written by me

*Aisi kaunsi hawa hai jisko puch hai aur jiska istemal hum apne cell phne main karte hai??
- AirTel


*If 2 guys r thr..1 is 4m nepal n 1 4m china...hw u'l identify nepali guy?
-Tell both of them 2 Nter thru gate..d guy who stays near gate is Nepali (watchman)


*Whoz d 1st Indian 2 hit 7 sixes in 7 balls?
-Abhishek Naik is d 1st Indian 2 do so against his neighbours who r currently studyin in Sr. n Jr. KG


*Y KKR lost in both IPL seasons?
-Bcoz SRK tuk 1 of his film dialogue seriously..'kabhi kabhi jitne keliye harna padta hai aur harkar bhi jitne wale ko baazigar kehte hai'


*2 frnd wer havin only 1Rs n dey both wanna go in pay toilet....u knw wat dey did......dey went inside, did thr work ...cme out.. gve dat guy 1Rs n tld him 2 half (bt actually dey did thr full work) he he :D

Complaints Ki Paathshala

My Sister is X stdnt of d same college in which m currently studyin (d biggest disadvantage 4 me).she cme in colge 2 meet tchers...n all tchers startd complainin abt me..1 tcher tld dat m noty,alwz disturb while they r tchin n d other tcher askd ma sis whthr i stdy o whole day jus use ORKUT only?....bt she was rong..soon goin 2 inform ma tcher dat i dnt like ORKUT dis days i luv FACEBOOK.....he he :D