I Am Programmer And I Have No Life

Starting with header files followed by void main
Which I can always write without any pain

Defining scope and declaring variable
Makes life of programmer very miserable

Iterating through loops and executing statements
Makes me feel what the hell are these programs

Classes, methods, inheritance please stop sharing your properties
Solving your ambiguity using virtual
Makes life of programmer very critical

Linklist, pointers always playing with location of memories
Complicates my life....ruining all my programming capabilities

Throwing an exception and catching
Is not simple as playing
Why don't you handle it yourself
Giving me some sigh of relief

Handling of file for record searching and sorting
Only destructs my life rather than constructing

Error Error Error which i always get at end
Appears to me as knife
Makes me feel.........
I Am Programmer And I Have No Life


(Please note that i like programming ;) :P )

EarthQuake

About 1 or 1 n 1/2 months ago our internals were going on. I was just sitting n studying. Suddenly felt sum vibrations. I thot ma cell is on viration mode, so i checkd ma cell phne but it was on general mode.....thn i realised dat its earthquake. Evry1 was running down so i also joined dem.
One of ma frnd was still sitting thr n was studying..i askd him 'hey u r nt cumin down? He said -'why to tke soo much efforts...bldg toh niche jaani hi hai...toh main kyu niche jau..bldg hi mujhe niche le jayegi' :P

On d half way ma frnd askd ma othr frnd 'hey lets take our laptops also down'
n thr other replied -'arrey pehle jaan bachao aur baadme apna laptop (ohh FILMY) :D
Our neighbour who was standing down suddnly went upstairs n cme down again....v were jus wondering...wats gng on....wen v saw her cumin down wid purse thn v cme to knw dat she went upstairs to bring all d money n jewellery down wid her (as if dat bldg is gng to collapse) :D :D
(it was v small earthquake jus fr 5-10 seconds)

Why this Ratnagiri Ratnagiri di....

Why this Ratnagiri Ratnagiri Ratnagiri Ratnagiri di
Why this Ratnagiri Ratnagiri Ratnagiri Ratnagiri di.....aa di


Distance travel through train-u train-u..train length long-u
Awkward awkward feel-u feel-u..when we reach there-u


Why this Ratnagiri Ratnagiri Ratnagiri Ratnagiri di


When i get bore-u bore-u..roam there with friend-u
Friend are the best-u best-u..help me in danger-u


Why this Ratnagiri Ratnagiri Ratnagiri Ratnagiri di


Mamma i miss you there..and Pappa you too
pa pa pa pai..pa pa pa pai..pa pa pa pai pa pa pai


Examcha abhyas
Wonly English...
Exam studies..studies burden...life full of tension-u
Happy days-u...exam come-u..life reverse gear-u


Exam exam..when you come..you take me mad-u
Study study..have to study..it makes me crazzy
God i am dying now..please help me now-u
This exam for us boys..we don't have choice-u


Why this Ratnagiri Ratnagiri Ratnagiri Ratnagiri di
Why this Ratnagiri Ratnagiri Ratnagiri Ratnagiri di.....aa di

COLLEGE LIFE

On d 1st day of college v entered classroom wid few known and many unknown friends.... Then v introduced ourself 2 othrs and now v are so close friends dat v can introduce each others. 

Attending lectures in d beginning was v boring bcoz  v were nt familiar wid any1 and later on v startd njoyin each n every minute of lecture nt only bcoz of interest created in subj.(which very rarely happens :P) bt bcoz of d fun v did durin lecture time like texting friends, giving dem miss calls, throwing chalk on dem and if v were caught doin dis thn reacting as if nothing happened. Then planning for a mass bunk n later wen v cme 2 knw dat sum1 attended lecture thn taking BADLA by attending lecture wen he/she bunks. Also playing games during off lectures, writing any filmy stuff n all or drawing sum pictures on board and if v were caught doin dis thn our usual drama starts like taking a duster in hand and saying 'sum 1 wrote dis crap things...dnt knw whoz he.... v r jus cleaning board now' . Then asking 4 free lecture from teacher by sayin' please Mam please....for last time...never again Mam..please' ...and also askin party 4 silly things 4m friends which dey never gve and if dey gve also thn dey wil pay bill by takin money from us only. :D 

How can v 4gt all dis memorable and unforgettable things....
N now after doin dis idiotic stuff n fun for 3 years v r separated ...dnt knw wen vl meet again bt dis memories wil alwz remain in my mind....in my heart forever.

"Yeh Pal Hamhe Yaad Aayenge.....Yeh Pal Humhe Yaad Aayenge"

Exam....Result......Exam....

Exams-the name dat creates fear in mind of all students.There shud b sum way so dat dis fear gts disappeared 4m minds of students and 1 way suggested by me is dat.... sum changes shud be made during exams which will help dem.They must b provided wid lifelines during exams like
1)Phone of frnds
2)Internet Surfing
3)Tak Jhak in frnds answer paper
4)Copy  :D

Real Fact faced by students afta exams :-
If u gt gud marks thn othrz say dat papers must be easy bt if u dnt gt gud marks dey dnt say dat paper must be difficult bt rather dey'll say dat u must have nt studied.

Happy New Year

Happy New Year Friends

1 Jan is d only day dat changes old year into another new year...Last year was one of d memorable year 4 me.Had fun wid ma frnds n family dat i neva wanna 4gt..n few thins dat i really wanna 4gt....I really missed and lost few thins last year..I hope dat ill  achive dat dis year
Hoping dat dis year wil b full of joy,happiness 4 me,ma family n 4 u all.

Kaun Banega Crorepati

Playing KBC wid frnds in colge durin free lecture dis days.Havin lot of fun playin it.All new rules and regulations....d 1st ques is for 5crore n d 13th ques is for Rs 5000. So if u answer 1 ques, d mininmum amnt u can win is Rs 5crore...thn u kip on loosing money as u kip on answerin correct.....u hv lifeline like unlimited phone of frnds, SMS to frnd, Expert Advice, Double Dip, 50-50 and 20-20....
Wen I was answerin ma last ques for Rs 5000, i used 50-50 lifeline...2 options wer remaining in front of me....thn i used 20-20 lifeline...only 1 option was remaing, bt still i decided 2 use my remaining lifelines like phone of frnds, Expert Advice.....
Really havin fun playin KBC in colge dis days...so do u wanna b part of our KBC???